Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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