Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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