they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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