You surviving the open bar?
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Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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