Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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