Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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