He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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