yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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