why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I supernannyed him into submission
there is glitter all over my balls
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