Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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