You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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