He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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