We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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