Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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