Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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