Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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