it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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