when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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