So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
