im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
it's like heaven, but drunker
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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