I murdered the dance floor call the cops
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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