Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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