Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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