She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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