i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My feet surprised me
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