do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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