They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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