I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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