when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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