ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Terrible idea I love it
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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