It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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