she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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