If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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