Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
the raccoons are back...
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