Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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