the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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