I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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