i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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