Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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