at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It was a blind-side dick pic.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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