You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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