people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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