Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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