FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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