i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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