If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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