Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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