just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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