lets start a swedish sibling band together
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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