***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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