I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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