WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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