They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Your penis caused this!
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