You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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