I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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