I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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